was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I have always wondered what would happen with an infinite loop in all directions…
Taking the advantage
I hate that persistent feeling that nags at you, that whispers in your ear, “you’re a fool.”
halloween drinking game: take a shot every time you see a white girl dressed as a cat
are you trying to kill someone?
mom: where the hell is all the halloween candy i bought? did you eat it all?
Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.
I think this is the only cat gif I have ever felt compelled to reblog.
That’s also what happens when your cats try to groom you. They just end up munching on your hair.